What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"