What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.