What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.