What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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BOOOOOOOOOO

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Ching Chong

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Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"