What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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A-flat minor.

What's addicting?

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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You ask them to leave.

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