Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!