Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'