Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.