How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"