How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.