How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Which year is the most popular?

1969

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Train Driver Jokes More Train Driver Jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."