How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.