How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.