How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !