What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!