What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick