What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What is the result?

A tie.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.