What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.