What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.