Orange is the new Black
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Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
A tie.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
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A: One but don't expect results.
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
Afroturf
Because deep down, they're good people.
In a hedge fund
By folding it in half.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
A fart with a lump in it
A man outstanding in his field.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Because they got Chewbacca
Tsar Napoleon.
He was following the Tsar.
