Orange is the new Black
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Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
A tie.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
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A: One but don't expect results.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
The dordogne.
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.
Who else invents things?
It goes back for seconds
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
My chestnuts are roasting"
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
A: Because deep down they are really nice.
I can maintain polite conversation.