An incongruity between expectation and result.
Two parrots exactly the same!
A: An accordion player with a pager.
A tie.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Irony.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary