It's in the name...
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
Because it was irony.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.