What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.