What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.