What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!