What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.