How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!