How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.