Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.