Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!