Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.