What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.