What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

House Jokes More House Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.