How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!