How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.