How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.