What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.