What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.