What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots