What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.