Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.