Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.