Basketball Game Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Nguyen Nguyen Jokes More Nguyen Nguyen Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms