What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.