What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.