Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit