Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew