Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.