Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.