Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"