Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.