Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"