When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.