When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."