Because they're bad conductors.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Hop in.
Because they can only semi retire.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Oh, gosh!
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
I'm swimming here!
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because there is no driver up there.
Driver
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
A screwdriver
Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
Oat couture
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
www.innie the pooh.
Because the slow ones are in jail.
He never saw it coming.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Because it had a 4-way.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
Becuase they're working in the mine.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Oy vey!"
A three car pile-up.
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
