Because they're bad conductors.
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Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Hop in.
Because they can only semi retire.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Oh, gosh!
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
I'm swimming here!
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
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Because there is no driver up there.
Driver
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
A screwdriver
Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
IHOP
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Oat couture
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
Because the prick's behind the wheel
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
