Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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