Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.