Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.