Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Car battery

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.