Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.