Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit