Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.