What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.