What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.