What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.