What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!