What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside