What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!