What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.