What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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All of them!

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Because he always plays with Pooh.

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I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Car Keys

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Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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A porcupine.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Because he felt like BACON!