What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets