What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?