What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.