Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.