Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.