Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.