Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.