Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance