Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.