Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.