Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.