Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.