Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"