What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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He ate pizza before it was cool.

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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Why does OP never deliver?

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Her food is potion-controlled.

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Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.