What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.