What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes