Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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9" 11

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A plane

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Intersect it with a plane.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Make me one with everything*

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.