What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.