Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'