Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.