Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.