Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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