Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.