Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.