Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni