Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.