Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro