Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.