Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out