What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.