How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)