How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)