Tea, Rex?"
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
A: "Is it mine "
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Propertea
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
A MANDATE
Rex (made this one up myself!)