How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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You ask an informer

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"