How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"