How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"