How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.