How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible