How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn