How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.