How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.