What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".