What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3