What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.