I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
You just walk into it
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
On the rocks
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
It was happy hour.
Because the cell door was still locked.
It's beer pressure.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Ein stein.
6
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
I won't digest yet.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
