A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.