A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."