A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Previous Random Joke Next
Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"