A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."