A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"