A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"