A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.