Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.