Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.