Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.