Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.