Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.