Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good