Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

End Jokes More End Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*