Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.