Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.