Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.