What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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A triangle has three points

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Cuatro Cinco.

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Little Caesars

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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The blasfemur

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A: Out dated farming equipment.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.