What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.