What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.