What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.