What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...