What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana