What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...