Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.