Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.